Family Guy

Family Guy is an animated television series created by Seth MacFarlane for FOX in 1999. The show was canceled in 2002, but after extremely positive response to DVDs and reruns on Adult ray ban sunglasses fake Swim, production of new episodes for FOX resumed in 2005. The contents of this page are meant for reference proposes only. Wikiquote, nor its parent company, The Wikimedia Foundation, has no affiliation to 20th Century FOX, or its parent company, News Corp, in any way, shape or form.

And this hot chick is really the sister of the good guy, but they don't know it, and they kiss, which is kinda messed up. I mean, what if they had done it instead of just kissed?

Angelina Jolie kissed her brother. Yeah, she did. You know it, I know it, and her dad knows it. That's why they hardly ever talk anymore. You can run away to Africa, but you can't run away from the truth.

Oh, by the way, here's a tip for you: when this is over, go out and rent the movie Gia. She's way naked in it, and makes out with another chick and everything. It's awesome. I stumbled across it late at night on HBO after I had just got back from hockey, and I almost fainted. But I digest.

Princess Leia was coming back from buying space groceries when this happened.

[C 3PO and R2 D2 are walking across a desert]

C 3PO (Quagmire): Ok, who would you rather do, Jabba the Hutt right after a buy replica ray ban sunglasses shower, or a service droid?

R2 D2 (Cleveland): [angrily] My father was a service droid! [starts to leave]

C 3PO (Quagmire): Hey, where are you going?

R2 D2 (Cleveland): Oh, you can just kiss the lower back end of replica ray ban sunglasses the canister that is my body.

Luke: Well, I replica ray bans guess I'll go bullseye some womprats in my T 16.

C 3PO: My God, you shoot small animals for fun? That's the first indicator of a serial killer, you freak!

Luke: There's two suns and no women! What the buy fake ray bans hell am I supposed to do?!

[At the Death Star meeting]

Admiral Motti: Any attack made by the Rebels against this station would be a useless gesture, no matter what technical data they've obtained. This station is now the ultimate power in the universe. Is there something I should know?

Admiral: No, it's virtually indestructible, like 99.99%

Vader: Okay, wouldn't be doing my job if I didn't ask what's the .01?

Admiral: Well, there's this little hole, it was kind of an aesthetic choice by the architect, and if you shoot a laser into this hole, the station blows up.

Vader: Whoa, whoa! That sounds like a pretty big design flaw.

Admiral: Nah, it's nothing. I mean, the hole's only about two meters across.

Grand Moff Tarkin fake ray ban sunglasses (Adam West): Why, that's no bigger than a womp rat.

Admiral: Exactly. And to even get within range of it, you have to skim along this whole trench, it's no big deal.

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